You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.
Leo Tolstoy
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.
Kurt Cobain
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
Oscar Wilde
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
George Bernard Shaw
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Andy Rooney
Beware the hobby that eats.
Benjamin Franklin
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
George Bernard Shaw
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
What I've enjoyed most, though, is meeting people who have a real interest in food and sharing ideas with them. Good food is a global thing and I find that there is always something new and amazing to learn - I love it!
Jamie Oliver
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Samuel Butler
It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available.
Ronald Reagan
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Erma Bombeck
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
Moliere
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
Jo Brand
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Aesop
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
Ted Nugent
I won't eat anything green.
Kurt Cobain
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma Bombeck
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
Peter De Vries
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Ronald Reagan
If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him... the people who give you their food give you their heart.
Cesar Chavez
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
W. Somerset Maugham
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.
Dorothy Day
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Dave Barry
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.
Franz Kafka
My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.
Dolly Parton
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.
Sophia Loren
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin Trillin
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.
George Orwell
Know how to garnish food so that it is more appealing to the eye and even more flavorful than before.
Marilyn vos Savant
My philosophy from day one is that I can sleep better at night if I can improve an individual's knowledge about food and wine, and do it on a daily basis.
Emeril Lagasse
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck
My idea of fast food is a mallard.
Ted Nugent
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
John Kenneth Galbraith
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