We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.
Love the giver more than the gift.
When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.
In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
E. Joseph Cossman
My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.
I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
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