A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
Edgar Allan Poe
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles de Gaulle
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
Even cats grow lonely and anxious.
Dogs are my favorite people.
Richard Dean Anderson
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
The dog is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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