It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss; volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.
George Santayana
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
Henry Ward Beecher
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
Honore de Balzac
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner
Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family.
John Boehner
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
Michel de Montaigne
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
Frank Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Groucho Marx
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.
Alexander Pope
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
Jeremy Taylor
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
Honore de Balzac
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
Charles Caleb Colton
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
Barbara Bush
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
Helen Rowland
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Jean Rostand
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
Emma Goldman
Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.
Joe Murray
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Ogden Nash
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Henny Youngman
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Connolly
Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.
Edwin Louis Cole
Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person.
Sophia Bush
When I get married, it'll be no secret.
Elvis Presley
But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?
Mary Astell
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
Peter De Vries
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Peter De Vries
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Joseph Joubert
Marriage is a gamble, let's be honest.
Yoko Ono
Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.
Alphonse Karr
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
Eddie Cantor
Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.
Hesiod
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Alan King
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
E. W. Howe
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