A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
James C. Dobson
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
George Bernard Shaw
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
If I get married, I want to be very married.
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset Maugham
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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