Kutipan (Quote) - Marriage (1)

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Mignon McLaughlin

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Oscar Wilde

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
James C. Dobson

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Friedrich Nietzsche

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Martin Luther

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
John Steinbeck

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine Hepburn

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Bette Davis

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
James H. Boren

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
Abraham Lincoln

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr

Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.
Loretta Lynn

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Judith Viorst

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
Andre Maurois

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
George Bernard Shaw

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Samuel Johnson

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Benjamin Franklin

If I get married, I want to be very married.
Audrey Hepburn

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
W. Somerset Maugham

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Behan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

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